I'm just farming karma by doing good deeds so when I eat it in 60 years or get stabbed for being snarky in public I can respawn as a foxgirl
Weird light novel title, but okay.
I'm just farming karma by doing good deeds so when I eat it in 60 years or get stabbed for being snarky in public I can respawn as a foxgirl
Weird light novel title, but okay.
I'm an English major and I know how English works and I would never make an intentionally misleading poll on Tumblr dot com just because I was feeling a little silly
Dove rhymes with bruv. e.g. bruv why would you do this
Dove rhymes with love e.g. I love you for doing this
ok so my English pronunciation ISN'T fucked
Yeah I wonder who made this poll
(you)
Me?!
Wait, which meaning of “dove” are we using?
The normal one
I STEPPED OUTSIDE OF THE FRONT DOOR OF MY OWN HOME ONLY TO FIND THE DEER THAT TRIED TO KICK MY ASS LAST YEAR STANDING RIGHT THERE IN MY FRONT YARD. BOLD AS BRASS.
AM I NOT SAFE ANYWHERE ANYMORE
for those of you who were not here last year: this deer is the most obnoxious, unnatural red-orange color I’ve ever seen, only appears when it’s raining, and once chased me a quarter mile through the woods. her name is Hot Cheeto Hatred and she is my nemesis
dude, i think that’s a fairy