The Honorable Mostly Reblog

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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thydungeonguy

The English word "dove" rhymes with

move

prove

thydungeonguy

I'm an English major and I know how English works and I would never make an intentionally misleading poll on Tumblr dot com just because I was feeling a little silly

astralikacastle

Dove rhymes with bruv. e.g. bruv why would you do this

rexiedemibunny

Dove rhymes with love e.g. I love you for doing this

kschwal-the-sardinianarchist

ok so my English pronunciation ISN'T fucked

thydungeonguy

Yeah I wonder who made this poll

kschwal-the-sardinianarchist

(you)

thydungeonguy

Me?!

morganoperandi

Wait, which meaning of “dove” are we using?

thydungeonguy

The normal one

bjorgar
theradioghost

I STEPPED OUTSIDE OF THE FRONT DOOR OF MY OWN HOME ONLY TO FIND THE DEER THAT TRIED TO KICK MY ASS LAST YEAR STANDING RIGHT THERE IN MY FRONT YARD. BOLD AS BRASS.

AM I NOT SAFE ANYWHERE ANYMORE

theradioghost

for those of you who were not here last year: this deer is the most obnoxious, unnatural red-orange color I’ve ever seen, only appears when it’s raining, and once chased me a quarter mile through the woods. her name is Hot Cheeto Hatred and she is my nemesis

galuby

dude, i think that’s a fairy